Monthly Archives: November 2004

Yesterday Karlyn and I went to Sisters Hospital for a sonogram of the baby. The doctor said that everything looks good and we have a healthy baby. My kid is as stuborn as me though: we wanted to see the sex and the kid just simply refused. Here’s one of the sonogram pictures; clearly my … Continue reading

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile … Continue reading

1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time! 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! 5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It’s a … Continue reading

Nice to see that we are now allowing utility companies to dictate what services government can offer to the public. This is a terrible presidence that is about to be set. At what point do we the people finally say enough is enough and tell these companies that they do NOT dictate public policy. If … Continue reading

What would be better for the king of a household than this nifty throne? Besides what other use do I have for all those AOL CDs? The AOL CD Throne

This is very cool news for fans of the Watchmen graphic novel: ‘Bourne’ Director Working on ‘Watchmen’

I got this in an email this morning. Kind of funny, especially if your a chili lover: The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in … Continue reading

If you think your programming job is hard, try this guy’s hacking job.

Apparently Brita water filters are good for more than filtering water…..

I came across this very interesting forum post about the Soviet Unions response to our “Star Wars” program. Lots of good pictures.

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